getoffmybloghoe:

Don’t roll joints, roll up to church. Praise The Lord!

(Source: freddifish, via unescapable)

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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surprisebitch:

literally no chill
Friday with 544,704 notes / reblog

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Source: netlfix, via raelaxing)

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

(Source: fruitpacks, via bridgetbaileybridget)

Friday with 57,711 notes / reblog
ch4d:

sia get out of my house

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video